PRESENTING...
The Golden
Pony Pile Award
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Hello,
Fecal Friend! It is I, Baby Toilette, here with my
cousin, Baby Poopy Scoop! We have seen so many excellent pony sites out there that we have decided to create an award especially for a certain kind of site! If you would like to have a lovely award for your crappy site, read the requirements for the award! If you think that you deserve one (and we promise you; it's a very prestigious award!), e-mail us at the address given in the instructions! Have fecal fun! |
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RULES
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In order to apply for the Golden Pony Pile Award for Excrete-llence, your site must meet the following guidelines:
1. It must be pleasing to the eye... OUR eyes! We like graphics, regardless of load time, and tastefulness... In other words, GOOD graphics!
2. It must be tasteful! In other words, if you send in a page that has a single sentence containing "PONIES SUCK, Huh-huh, huh-huh! Don't they, Beevis?" we WON'T accept it!
3. It must involve My Little Ponies (gee, ya think?).
4. It must involve My Little Ponies either being sick, doing sick things, in sickening situations... You get our drift! It has to be WEIRD and involving ponies!
5. YOU have to be willing to slap a huge golden piece of crap in the middle of some page on your site, along with a link to Baby Rainribbon's site!
When you apply:
1. In the "Subject" of the email, put in "I WANT TO TAKE A GOLDEN CRAP!"
2. In the body of the email, put in the following:
A. The name that you want listed in the "Winner's
Crapper" of this site
B. The address to your site (duh!)
C. The specific pages that you want evaluated for the
contest (for example, Baby Rainribbon's Pony Site would enter in
these pages for such an award).
D. The name of the site (if applicable, or if you
care)
Sound like you can handle it? Then, EMAIL US!
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THE WINNER'S CRAPPER
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"Shadow Fire, the One Who's Page Takes Longer to Load than Rainribbon's" has won this award for her site, Pony Pony!
"Lady Moondancer" has won this award for her custom ponies, Ponies from the Wrong Side of the Rainbow. Her site is located at: Moondancer's Dream.
"Chrissy Skinner" has won this award for her site, Quacker County.
"Summerwing" has won this award for her site, Chanth.com, and her pony pages, which are located at: The Skylands. Yes, we know her site is not really all that weird, but Summerwing is, and her site is so neat, and she was so willing to add that giant piece of golden crap to one of her pages, that we thought she deserved an award anyway LOL (kidding, but not about her site being neat, and her willingness to slap a piece of crap on her site)!
"Nicole LaFlemme" has won this award for her revolting video "The Big Poop" starring Galaxy the My Little Pony and StinkyDog! Her site is located at: A My Little Pony's Land of Bliss.
"Lady Minty" has won this award for Demented Daisy's Rainbow Grove. Her site is located at: Clover Flower Fields.
"Bangles" has won this award for her Evil Ponies. Her site is located at: Bangles' MLP Page.
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