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Hello, and welcome to the Crappy Pony Website Contest!
My name is Baby Toilette, and I would like to introduce you to the
Guidelines of this contest!
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The Concept |
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You design a Crappy
Pony Website! The idea is to make the WORST pony site ever!
You may include such horrors of the web as loud, hideous backgrounds,
annoying animated gifs, horrific background music that the viewer cannot
turn off without switching off his speakers, tastefully placed grammar
and spelling errors, and annoying Javascripts! The idea is to make
it OFFENSIVE and BAD! If you've ever wanted to VENT publicly about
pony types you hate, NOW is the time to do it!!
Make sure your site has
some sort of central theme or purpose. Naturally it should be
terrible, but at least organize it around some central horror, for
instance, you could make a crappy pony auction page where the only things
for sale are fake My Little Pony rip-offs listed under real pony names!
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Rules |
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The
site you submit should NOT be your actual website, or one that is near and
dear to your heart. These sites WILL BE BASHED, and your feelings
should not be hurt by the bashing of the site you submit! This
contest is not for those with weak constitutions. Please do not
enter if you cannot handle the type of humor that this contest requires. Please submit
your page to the contest by sending the link via
email to Baby Toilette
as soon as possible. A deadline will be fixed soon. Submit
the "entry fee." This is a "mystery prize" of
your choice. If you choose to enter more than one crappy site to the
contest, please submit a prize for each site. The mystery prize
should be the sort of thing you'd expect to receive in a Dud Gift
Exchange. It should be something with some intrinsic value, but
something you would not want to get for a holiday gift. For example,
you might submit a set of cheap pencils or a roll of toilet paper as your
mystery prize. If possible, you should submit a photo or scan of the
wrapped mystery prize. Prizes will be awarded in the format of a Dud
Gift Exchange at the end of the contest. A
message board will be established for your crappy site. You MUST
link your site to this message board in order to be included in the
contest. This board will be the center for all your scoring and
judging. Sites
will be judged by the general public. People will use the message
boards established for each site to submit scores on a scale of 1-10, 1
being the absolute most TERRIBLE pony site they've ever seen, and
10 being excellent. If you are in the contest, you want your score
to be as LOW as possible! The
ranking will be averaged out and everyone will receive a placement in the
list of crappy sites. At this time, the top ranked site owner (that
is, the person with the WORST site) will choose a mystery prize submitted
by another site owner based on a number assigned to the prizes. Then
the second place winner will choose from the remaining prizes and so
on. After all prizes are chosen, the prize senders and recipients
will exchange addresses and mail out the prizes in a Dud Gift Exchange
format. If you live
in a country other than the US and are worried about participating due to
high shipping costs, you can choose to form a separate gift exchange group
from the rest of the players. For example, if four players from
Australia decide that they want to exchange gifts among themselves only,
they will be allowed to do so. Their sites will still be ranked
along with the rest; however, they will ultimately only send their prizes
to each other and in that way, save on shipping. Remember
also that prizes need not be expensive, they can even be items that have
been sitting on your trade list for ages that you want to get rid
of! Think about that pile of 25 extra Baby Stockings when you sign
up for the contest ;^).
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Participating
Sites |
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Prizes |
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Photographs,
scans, or schematic diagrams (if you cannot take a photograph or scan)
of the mystery prizes will be shown here. Prizes in the photos
should be wrapped so that it is not entirely apparent what they are.
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1: About the size of a Baby Pony |
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Prize
2: About the size of a Big Brother Pony |
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Prize
3: About the size of a Fakie Pony |
Credit for
the adorable little TP background goes to this website: http://www.link4u.com/cards/work.htm
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