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THE FECAL FAMILY—EXTENDED FAMILY

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Uncle Underwear
(Daddy Drawers)

Known to you as Uncle Underwear, my dad is the coolest stallion on earth! He sells naughty nighties, and other unusual sorts of underwear, in his store in the center of town! Unlike his brother, he is very photogenic, and he posed for me with one of his favorite products. Daddy Drawers buys good food for Mommy to make into yummy treats! Is it not ironic that we are members of the Fecal Family and we actually don't consume garbage? At any rate, Daddy Drawers is not a bit like his brother, and my dad has always taught me to be a good, socially acceptable little filly, unlike Dumpster and his children...

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Auntie Odiferous

My mom, Odiferous, is the sweetest pegasus in Ponyland! She loves to bake and to invite ponies over for treats, but for some reason, other ponies can't stand her smell. It's too bad, really. Such a nice pony, and always ridiculed! I have tried to give my mom some of my Pine-Sol, but it just doesn't help. Once I get my allowance, I'm going to get her some of that "Odor-Eaters" stuff for sure! Mom is the best baker in Ponyland, in my opinion. My friends from school all come over when Mom has a party, but they all bring clothespins for their noses! Oh well, one can't have everything.

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Cousin Crapper
(Baby Toilette)

It is I, Baby Toilette! I'm an alicorn, a winged unicorn, even though neither of my parents is a unicorn! This is due to a nondisjunction mutation that occurred before I was born. When a pregnant pony lives too near to high tension wires, you never know what can happen! I drew my self-portrait with my favorite toy, my magical plunger! I have the magic of flushing things out, cleaning things up, and freshening the air. I may have undiscovered magic as well (I'm just a little alicorn, you know!) My hobbies are drawing, writing, and cleaning things! I hope to be an engineer when I grow up, and I want to work on newer sanitation systems for Ponyland!

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Grandma Gangrene

This is my grandma! I love her so very much! She taught me to be such a good little pony, and she always loves rummage sales and things of the sort! In fact, Gramma got her ear bitten off when she tried to get a sale item in a store with ponies going insane over the great deals! Poor Gramma. Anyway, she's the most wonderful grandmother I know, and she loves to take care of my cousin's family too! Just a fun-loving elderly pony!

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Grandpa Geriatric

This is my grandpa! He's really cool. He used to work in a nuclear plant, making sure all the toxic waste was properly disposed of. Now, Grandpa spends his time telling neat stories to young ponies, teaching them the do's and don'ts of life. Nobody makes fun of him for his oddly colored clothing and cane because everypony knows that he's colorblind and needs the vivid colors to let him easily identify his stuff as opposed to whatever it's laying on top of.

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