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They're cute; they're sweet; they're loveable... and they smell like... well... YOU KNOW!

They're the Loving Families

~*~Hello, fecal friend! Welcome to our humble junkyard! We hope you enjoy your stay!~*~

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IT'S A GIRL!!!!

Introducing the NEWEST member of the Fecal Family, BABY FART BLOSSOM! See her picture on the "Family Members" page! Don't forget to visit Grandpa Geriatric on the "Extended Family" page! His picture's new too!

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Hi there! My name is Baby Toilette, but you probably know me as Cousin Crapper! This site belongs to me, but Baby Poopy Scoop was the first member of the family who was imagined by me in real life, and my real life cousin! For this reason, all the relatives are noted below in relationship to Poopy Scoop. However, I created all of the images of the family members. As a result, I will be narrating the Poopy Profile Pages. To view the Poopy Profile for any group of family members, click on that group's title and have some good old-fashioned fecal fun!

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Family Members (in no particular odor):

Baby Poopy Scoop: Baby Poopy Scoop is the sweetest member of the fecal family! A darling little unicorn whose fur is a lovely shade of brown, Baby Poopy Scoop just loves to play! She will help you clean up any kind of mess, but beware...Baby Poopy Scoop wears perfume...and it's not exactly Estee Lauder! This little unicorn will make a stink about anything she dislikes, but some dirt doesn't bother her. She has the magic powers of picking up crap and dumping it right back on those who deserve it! We hope that you're not one of those people...

Mommy Mucus: Baby Poopy Scoop's mother, she keeps the children out of trouble. Mommy Mucus may be a bit green in the face, but she keeps the junkyard spick and span (or at least, she tries to keep it spick and span...) Poor Mommy was born with a serious problem of perpetual nasal drip, but don't worry-she's not disease-carrying-or at least we THINK she's not...No one in the Fecal Family has ever been ill...maybe such constitution comes from living one's entire life in a junkyard? I guess you build up a lot of immunity that way!

Daddy Dumpster: Baby Poopy Scoop's father, he is the strict, hard-working stallion-of-the-house. Daddy Dumpster takes care of the Ponyland Trash Disposal Service, and he does a "durn good job!" (quoted from Daddy Dumpster's brother, Uncle Underwear). Daddy Dumpster supports the family, and brings home lots of good things to eat...such as maggots, rusty nails, infected needles...you know, the usual assortment of lip-smacking-good food!

Brother Barfy: Barfy is the second-to-eldest child of the Fecal Family. Barfy enjoys such activities as eating crappy foods, playing with rusty nails and other infectious agents, and flushing his little sister down the sewer pipe in the backyard. Poopy Scoop gets back at him by using her magical "poop powers" on him, causing him to throw up violently after being coated in raw sewage!

Sister Salmonella: The eldest of the three crappy children, Salmonella brings pestilence with her wherever she goes. Though she loves to hang out with fillies of her own age, her family background pretty much flushes out her chances of a good social life. "Like, who wants to hang out with someone who lives in a dumpster?? Groooosssse!" Salmonella dreams of becoming a world-famous chef, but no cooking school will admit her! She just doesn't seem to understand why...

Lil Pischer: One of two youngest members of the Fecal Family, Lil Pischer is a source of constant entertainment for his elder sister, Poopy Scoop! Lil Pischer is too young for much to be known about him yet, but we do know one thing; if his sister has poop powers, he's got PEE POWERS!

IT'S A GIRL!!!! Baby Fart Blossom: The BRAND NEW member of the Fecal Family, Baby Fart Blossom is actually Lil Pischer's twin sister! She was found recently hiding amongst some trash while Daddy Dumpster was on the job! Evidently, the stork misplaced her when he delivered the twins to Mommy Mucus. Isn't she adorable?

Family Pets (in no particular odor):

Fecal Feline: Baby Poopy Scoop's kitty, Fecal Feline's job is to chase down the rabid rats and the genetically altered fish that live near the Ponyland Chemical Plant. Fecal Feline loves to go off on her own, but she'll always come home to her beloved Poopy Scoop! This is one cat who really hates clean water, but she bathes almost weekly in the Chemical Dumping pool at the Plant!

Dung-heap Doggy: This pup belongs to Sister Salmonella. He samples all her delicious treats, and keeps her company when she's feeling badly due to her lack of friends her age. Dung Heap Doggy is completely loyal to Salmonella, and he never leaves her side unless she tells him to go somewhere else. Dung Heap enjoys chasing his tail and biting at his many fleas and ticks. His favorite pastime is to follow exhaust-spewing cars until he collapses from inhaling the exhaust!

Extended Family (in no particular odor):

Uncle Underwear: The cleanest member of the family, and Daddy Dumpster's brother, Underwear runs the Pony Lingerie Shop in the center of town. Mares and fillies come from far and wide to purchase items from his exclusive naughty nighty selection, and to tease their husbands or boyfriends with the prospect of clothing from Underwear's store!

Auntie Odiferous: Uncle Underwear's wife, she is also very clean...she just...well... <cough><cough>...stinks a bit... Auntie Odiferous is really very nice, and she loves to hold parties at her house, but no one can stay very long... Gee, I wonder why? Auntie Odiferous is the entertainer, and she has taught Sister Salmonella how to cook. She loves to help out Salmonella whenever the filly is feeling badly; after all, she knows what it was like to be a young pony growing up in a hostile environment!

Cousin Crapper: A darling little tot, Cousin Crapper likes to flush out all the problems of the world! She plans on being an engineer when she grows up, and she wants to work on improving sanitation in Ponyland. She is the sweetest-smelling member of the family, and she always wears Pine-Sol Perfume when she goes out! A great pony to have around when nature calls!

Grandma Gangrene: Grandmother to Cousin Crapper, and mom to Auntie Odiferous, Grandma Gangrene is a real piece of work! She scares most ponies on the street, mainly due to her half-chewed ear, but she's truly a wonderful pony if you get to know her!

Grandpa Geriatric: Grandfather to Cousin Crapper, and dad to Auntie Odiferous, Grandpa Geriatric is a really great grandpa! He loves to tell stories about when he was a baby pony, and frighten the littlest children by sticking out his false teeth.

I'm sorry, but Baby Rainribbon was unable to find a little pony who would tolerate hanging out in the junkyard to take you back to her custom ponies page! Please follow the puking puppy below to return there! We hope you enjoyed your visit! Come back soon!