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THE FECAL FAMILY—IMMEDIATE FAMILY

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Baby Poopy Scoop

This is Cousin Crapper's photo of her little cousin, Baby Poopy Scoop.		Here's Baby Poopy Scoop's self-portrait!! Yes, it was actually drawn by the real live Baby Poopy Scoop, and NOT by Cousin Crapper!
Baby Poopy Scoop has the incredible Poop Powers! She can create fart tornadoes, dump crap all over others, throw magical blue flaming farts, create pee thunderstorms, and summon a swarm of flies, to list just a few of the incredible things that she can do! Baby Poopy Scoop is a real ASSet to her immediate family, as she is the only unicorn other than her mother. Poopy Scoop has much stronger powers than Mommy Mucus, and Poopy Scoop loves to show off her strength! Unfortunately, Poopy's little shenanigans sometimes get her into trouble. Poor Baby Poopy Scoop was sent home from school one day just for defending herself against a bully by coating the bully in raw sewage. Mommy Mucus had a lot of explaining to do at the school Open House after that day in the playground!

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Mommy Mucus

Auntie Allergic, otherwise known as Mommy Mucus, has a handful with her four little fartlings! She just doesn't know what to do with them. Allergic hopes that her children will someday outgrow their unsanitary ways, but she knows in her heart that they will probably only get worse. Auntie Allergic feels terrible about her eldest daughter, Salmonella. My aunt understands the stigma attached to teenage fillies who aren't exactly the same as other fillies their age. Allergic suffered at the hands of her "friends" when she was just a little snotnose herself! Even though Auntie Allergic is a unicorn, her magic isn't very powerful. Allergic's magic includes giving allergy attacks to others for short periods of time, creating large volumes of phlegm, and frightening blemmophobics (those who have extreme fear of mucus). I'm sure that she has more magical powers, but she's afraid to find out what other powers she might have! It's understandable, since all of her magic seems bad to her so far!

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Daddy Dumpster

Uncle Trash Repository or Uncle Dumpster, commonly known as Daddy Dumpster, doesn't like to have his picture taken! As a result, the photo that I took to draw the image of Dumpster was one of him at work! He was dragging a bag of garbage just as I clicked the camera, and as a result, he looks like a deer caught in the headlights! Heh-heh! Anyway, Dumpster is my dad's brother, and he doesn't look a bit related! Dumpster aspired to be the waste management engineer ever since he was a tiny colt, and now his dream have come true! A simple stallion, Dumpster spends his days picking up and transporting garbage. Dumpster has no known magical powers, but he does have phenomenal strength! He can effortlessly lift garbage 3 times his weight! Dumpster believes in recycling, and reusing old things. "One pony's trash might be another pony's treasure!"

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Brother Barfy

My little cousin, Barfy, is a disgusting boy with cooties! And I mean REAL cooties; not just figurative ones! Barfy can't survive a meal without running to the bathroom to lose half of it each time. Sometimes he is nicknamed Brother Bulimia due to his eating habits. Sometimes I feel sorry for Barfy. He could be a nice foal, if he weren't always throwing up! Barfy likes to spend time with his friends from school, who enjoy his disgusting problem. Barfy never has trouble with bullies, since everyone knows what happens after Barfy samples the nutritious school lunch! An all-around gross, and for the most part, normal, boy, Barfy has the magical powers of making others hurl and of hurling things at others.

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Sister Salmonella

For some reason, it seems to be getting sillier and sillier to have descriptions here as well as on the main page! There's not much to say about Sister Salmonella beyond what was already stated. Here she is pictured speaking on the phone with a friend from school, which is a rare treat to see!

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Lil Pischer

Isn't he ADORABLE!? This cute little guy is one of the newest additions to the family! Unfortunately, he has a slight bed-wetting problem, which we hope will be corrected with age.

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Baby Fart Blossom

Isn't she the sweetest little thing!? Baby Fart Blossom was misplaced by the stork, and her father found her just recently amazingly alive in a garbage pile, where she was feeding on some discarded beans and sour milk. She is actually Lil Pisscher's twin sister, and she smells more rotten that Auntie Odiferous. Her symbol is entirely appropriate; a stinky can of beans, her favorite known thing in the world.

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